Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far .........
A S S K I S S I N G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
will take you.
hmm, that explains why some people have gotten so far in what they have wanted to achieve. they have completely managed to CHANGE other people's minds with their insane tactics of asskissing(: haha, but since your SOOOO good at it, i guess you win. not only did you win this but also my..
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nandi:))
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